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3 Lazy Portfolio Recipes (+Why They Make You Rich)

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Updated on: Feb 27, 2023
3 Lazy Portfolio Recipes (+Why They Make You Rich)
Ramit Sethi
Host of Netflix's "How to Get Rich", NYT Bestselling Author & host of the hit I Will Teach You To Be Rich Podcast. For over 20 years, Ramit has been sharing proven strategies to help people like you take control of their money and live a Rich Life.

If you want a simple, low-maintenance investment strategy that grows your wealth with minimal effort, a lazy portfolio is exactly what you need.

In this guide, you’ll learn what a lazy portfolio is, why it works, and how to build one to start compounding your wealth.

What Is a Lazy Portfolio? (And Why It Will Make You Rich)

A lazy portfolio is a simple, hands-off investment strategy that generally uses two to four low-cost index funds to grow your money over the long term. 

How it works

By combining multiple index funds, a lazy portfolio allows you to build wealth effortlessly over time:

  • No stock picking or market timing required: You invest in entire markets, ensuring automatic diversification and lower risk.
  • Set it and forget it: A one-time setup lets compound growth build wealth over decades.
  • Low fees, low stress: Less volatility, minimal maintenance, and no overpriced fund managers.

It might seem boring, but this is one of the most reliable ways to build wealth without stressing over market swings.

Nevertheless, not all lazy portfolios are created equal, so here are three lazy portfolios I recommend. 

  1. Rick Ferri’s Two-Fund Lazy Portfolio

If you want maximum results with minimum effort, Rick Ferri’s two-fund portfolio is your best bet. It follows the classic 60/40 rule, balancing growth and stability so you’re not gambling your money away.

How it works

This asset allocation is incredibly straightforward: 

  • 60% stocks: Stocks drive long-term growth by increasing in value over time.
  • 40% bonds: Bonds provide stability, reducing volatility when the stock market dips.

Recommended funds

Ferri recommends using just two funds to build this portfolio:

  • Vanguard Total World Stock ETF (VT): Owns the entire global stock market

Vanguard Total Bond Market ETF (BND): Covers U.S. bonds for stability and income

 

Rick Ferri's Two Fund Lazy Portfolio

Why it works

This portfolio works because it’s stupidly simple, with just two funds that any beginner can manage.

  • Fully diversified: You own everything from global stocks to U.S. bonds.
  • Easily adjustable: Want higher returns? Add more stocks. Need stability? Add more bonds.
  • Requires minimal effort: Set it up, rebalance your portfolio once a year, and let compound growth do the rest.
  • Efficient and proven: No gimmicks, just a straightforward path to building long-term wealth.
  1. Taylor Larimore’s Three-Fund Lazy Portfolio (The Boglehead Favorite)

If the two-fund portfolio feels too basic, Larimore’s Three-Fund Portfolio is a solid upgrade that’s still simple and low-maintenance.

It keeps things lazy while adding one key advantage: international diversification. By spreading your money across U.S. stocks, international stocks, and bonds, you get broad global exposure with minimal effort and low costs.

For most investors, this is the best balance of simplicity and long-term growth. If you want an easy, effective way to invest, this is the one I’d recommend.

How it works

  • 42% U.S. stocks: This provides reliable long-term growth by investing in the entire U.S. market.
  • 18% international stocks: Investing internationally adds global exposure, reducing sole reliance on the U.S. economy.
  • 40% bonds: Once again, bonds add stability and offer protection against market volatility.

Recommended funds

There are three recommended funds in this portfolio: 

  • Vanguard Total Stock Market Index Fund (VTSMX): Gives you ownership of every publicly traded stock in the U.S., ensuring broad market exposure
  • Vanguard Total International Stock Index Fund (VGTSX): Expands your investments beyond the U.S., offering you global growth opportunities
  • Vanguard Total Bond Market Index Fund (VBTLX): Provides a stable foundation with a diverse mix of U.S. bonds to balance risk

Why it works

This portfolio is designed for effortless, long-term wealth building:

  • Fully diversified: You own a piece of every major stock market in the world.
  • Low maintenance: Just three funds to track, a quick annual rebalance, and you’re set.
  • Balanced growth & stability: U.S. and international stocks drive wealth, while bonds keep market volatility in check.
  • Global exposure: It’s a simple way to capture global growth without overcomplicating your investments.

Based on this portfolio, your asset allocation will look like this (yes, it resembles the Mercedes symbol):

Taylor Larimore's Three Fund Lazy Portfolio

Over the past decade, this portfolio has delivered an average annual return of around 7%—outperforming many hedge funds and even beating the S&P 500 in certain years. If you’re looking for a simple, diversified, and low-maintenance way to grow your wealth, this is it.

  1. Dr. Bernstein’s No-Brainer Lazy Portfolio (for the Slightly More Adventurous)

If you want a simple, well-balanced portfolio that requires no investing expertise, Dr. William Bernstein’s No-Brainer Portfolio is a great choice. Dr. Bernstein—a neurologist-turned-financial-expert—simplifies investing with this easy-to-follow strategy. 

This portfolio distributes your investment evenly across four key market segments, ensuring broad diversification without overly relying on any single area. When one sector dips, another often thrives, keeping your investments stable over time.

How it works

Here’s how your money is allocated across key market segments: 

  • 25% U.S. large-cap stocks: Invest in big, stable companies like Apple and Microsoft.
  • 25% U.S. small-cap stocks: Target smaller companies with higher growth potential.
  • 25% international stocks: Expand your portfolio beyond the U.S. to get global diversification.
  • 25% bonds: Add stability and reduce risk for when the stock market dips.

This well-rounded portfolio ensures strong diversification and offers steady returns over time.

Recommended funds

This portfolio recommends the following four funds:

  • Vanguard 500 Index (VFINX): Covers the biggest U.S. companies
  • Vanguard Small-Cap Index (NAESX): Invests in fast-growing small businesses
  • Vanguard Total International Stock Index (VGTSX): Diversifies into international markets
  • Vanguard Total Bond Market Index (VBMFX): Keeps things steady with a mix of bonds

Why it works

  • Fully diversified: This mix covers bonds plus large-cap, small-cap, and international stocks, reducing reliance on any single market segment.
  • Equal-weighted strategy: The 25% split ensures balance, so when one area dips, another can offset the loss.
  • Low-maintenance: With only four funds, a simple annual rebalance keeps it on track.

With this approach, you don’t need to outsmart the market— you just need to stay in it. This portfolio has historically delivered an average annual return of around 5%, comparable to the S&P 500 over many periods. It offers solid returns without the stress of stock-picking.

 

Dr. Bernstein's "No-Brainer" Lazy Portfolio

How to Build Your Lazy Portfolio Today (Like, Right Now)

Now that you understand these lazy portfolio strategies, it’s time to take action. Setting it up is as simple as investing in any other fund.

Step 1: Choose your platform

Many platforms offer index funds with minimal fees, including Vanguard, Fidelity, and Schwab.

Personally, I recommend Vanguard, as they pioneered low-cost index investing and have a proven track record of long-term performance.

Step 2: Open an account

If you don’t have an investment account yet, now’s the time to open one. If you’re eligible, I recommend starting with a Roth IRA, since it offers tax-free growth. 

If you’ve already maxed that out, no problem—just use a regular brokerage account to keep investing.

Step 3: Fund your account

Once your investment account is set up, transfer an amount you’re comfortable starting with. Don’t overthink it—whether it’s $100 or $500, the key is to just start.

Step 4: Buy your funds

Once your account is funded, it’s time to invest. Search for the ticker symbols of the funds in your chosen portfolio and buy them according to the recommended allocation.

For example, if you’re following the two-fund portfolio with $1,000, you’d allocate $600 to VT (Total World Stock ETF) and $400 to BND (Total Bond Market ETF). If you’re using a three- or four-fund portfolio, adjust your purchases accordingly to match the target percentages.

Step 5: Set up automatic investments

The final—and most crucial—step is to automate your investments. Set up a recurring transfer from your bank account to your brokerage account each month to ensure you’re consistently building your portfolio. Even small contributions like $50 or $100 a month can grow into a significant sum over time, thanks to the power of compounding. 

With these simple steps, you can set up a powerful, no-fuss investment strategy—one that could outperform 80% of professional investors over time. 

It doesn’t really matter which portfolios you choose; just go with the one that makes the most sense to you and get started.

Automating Your Lazy Portfolio (for Peak Laziness)

After you finally start investing in your lazy portfolio, you can take your laziness even further by automating your finances.

I talk about this often because it’s one of the smartest ways to invest, save, and grow your money effortlessly. By setting up a system that automatically allocates a portion of your paycheck to your investments, you remove the guesswork and keep yourself disciplined, ensuring consistent growth over time without having to think about it.

Here’s how to set it up

  • Automate your paycheck deposit into your checking account.
  • Set up automatic bill payments for fixed expenses like rent, utilities, and subscriptions.
  • Schedule automatic transfers to your savings accounts for specific goals (e.g., emergency fund, vacation, down payment).
  • Create automatic investments that go straight into your lazy portfolio—ideally right after payday, so you never “see” that money sitting in your checking account.
  • Review every few months and adjust as needed to ensure everything is running smoothly.

Automating your lazy portfolio ensures that you stay on track without the emotional ups and downs of investing. You won’t panic sell during market dips, and you won’t forget to invest or let extra cash slip away on impulse purchases. With this system in place, you’re building a seamless, stress-free financial plan that works in the background while you go about your life.

If investing has ever felt overwhelming, lazy portfolios prove it doesn’t have to be. No hedge fund managers, no stock picking, no stressful day trading—just steady, consistent investing that quietly builds real wealth.